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Under the Potomac

Under the Potomac

The Water is always greener
In some body else’s lake
You dream about going down there but that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on Hampshire's floor
Such horrible things surround you
What more are you looking for?

Under the Potomac
Under the Potomac
Darling it's dirty
Down where its turdy
It'll make you sick
Up on the school they work all day
As all the teachers, they slave away
While their devoting
Try not to be floating
Under the Potomac

Down there where all the fish are floating
Onto the shore they bloat
The fish in the ponds aren’t happy
They sad cause they have

Twas the Night....

Twas the Night....

Twas the night before that one night, when all through the Street,
Not a creature was stirring, except for Pete;
The roast beef was hidden the chimney with care,
Knowing that he wouldn't look in there;

Misty and Heather were all snug in their beds,
While visions of Davey pranced through their heads;
And Katie in her boots, and Andy in his pants,
Had just settled down for a long night's rants.

When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the kitchen they flew like a nat,
Tore open the pantry door and held out a bat.

The fat on his breast of the

Autumn
As I watched the mid blue autumn sky,
The air was cool and gray,
The turning leaves from way up high,
A golden yellow spray,
The long path behind me,
Twisted, rippeled, brown,
The trees they died tree by tree,
As all the world falls down.

Some Poem I Wrote

I believe that mankind is simply a warning to others,
A world today just chokes and smothers,
I believe that if at first you don’t succeed, snorkeling is not for you,
Mankind today is a big bad bloody spew,
I believe that idiots in big crowds make a difference,
But mankind has nothing but closed gates and fence.

I believe life is out to get you,
It’s so scary, black, and blue,
I believe that life is like the force,
With a light and dark side of coarse,
I believe that life could be good,
At least it better be; knock on wood.

I know that one day I will cry,
Wile gazing off into the sky,
I know I will not truly know,
Be

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Barbie's Not a Whore Stampby ~andy-pants

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Sorry people, but this ones true, unless they make arobics Barbie, where her legs open to do a split.

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=Gocaclleta Aug 10, 2010 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I heard the have pole dancing barbies D:

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~andy-pants Aug 12, 2010

Hmmm... well I guess that would explain why little girls wanna grow up to be strippers anymore. lol

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=Gocaclleta Aug 12, 2010 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Ya, that would XD

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!courtney-the-fox Jun 20, 2010

there was a barbie that could do the splits XD

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Mood: Love

~andy-pants Jun 20, 2010

well there's the whore of the bunch.

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!courtney-the-fox Jun 21, 2010

yep XD

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~MegServo Jan 28, 2009 Student Traditional Artist

True, but she CAN put her ankles behind her head. <_<

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Mood: Joy

~andy-pants Jan 28, 2009

Hmmm. I've never thought of that one.

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=paintedbluerose Jan 26, 2009 Student Writer

Oh, that's bad. But funny. Very funny.

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~andy-pants Jan 26, 2009

Sorry. I had to do this one. I think it's true. Unless they come out with stripeer barbie or steet corner barbie.

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