Well it been a while since I last had a journal entry, so I geuss I better have one now. For the past five months I have been helping rebuild our loacal Haunted House. The old one kinda got sruck by lightning and burnt down.

We spent all summer working on the new one and finally got finished a week before October and then two days before it opened we had an ath-hole firemarshall come down and tell us we can not operate a business because we have too many wires and cords running everywhere and other stuff that no one really cares aboot. But with good hidding and a little bit of sneakiness we passed, but he still keeps comming back hough. The next time he comes back we're putting harassment charges on him.

Well this is the house. We called it The House of the Setting Sun and Home for the Criminally Insane.

Anywho back to the house. It starts off with the foyer, the first room you walk into when walk in into the building. Your greeted and then the shock collar gets placed around one lucky victums neck and walked into the next room, which by the way is my room.

There you are greeted by our lovey Nurse Goodbody and her crazy twin-sister Nurse Badbody. They greet you and then give you a shocking surprise. Once that happens one of them turn the dancing no legged man on a walker dancing to "Staylin' Alive" on, which is my cue to come in. I am dressed as Herman Munster or as everyone thinks of me as Frankenstein, and I kinda stagger out like a zombie or like the normal Frankenstein walk, and then spin around and start dancing to the music. After I'm done shaking my ass the group follows me into the Room of Doors. The room of doors is just an big circular room with eight doors from ehich you have to choose from. Since we don't have alot of time to mess around we tell them to choose one door from the two we tell them to choose from. After they chhose the wrong one, they go in tot he right door into the dark pitch as black hallway-maze.

After you manage to make your way out of that, you go into the porch/plant room, where the gardener waters the plant person that grabs you as you walk by.

Next you go into the jail where you are greeted by the inmates and the sparker. The music in this room is "Bad Boys" by Bob Marley. I know it's cheesy but it works.

Next you go outside and walk by the dynamite shack and the old mine where you may get a few scares. As you keep on walking you go into the graveyard; which by the way we couldn't light up because of our beloaved firemarshall that should be fired from his job. Then you walk next to the Kissing Booth and Urn-nade Stand.

Then you go back inside to the Meat Locker. Now our meat locke ris differnt from others. Yeah we got leather face with a chainsaw, but the music in he background is playground music with a little scary-creepy little girl saying ..."MOMMMMMYYYY...." beleive me it's scary, I refuse to be in that room alone with the music on and the strobe light on.

Then you go into the Crematory were if you look up the stair you'll see Gizmo the saw killer thingy, and the Greenspring Morgue. next you go into our Autopsy room were the mortician is working on someone.

Next you go into the kitchen. We've added a few special items in our little kitchen to make sur eit's gross enough to still be funny, along with a porta-potty with someone handing out eat-able poop make out of choclate, butterscotch and raman noodles. That shit tastes pretty good.

next you walk into our laundry room ans see our ginormous stained underpanties. Then you walking through our rotating tunnel which does in fact make you dizzy.

After that you go outside again and into the Bloody Barn. After the barn you end up in our little gift shop where we sell nothing but Halloween discount items.


Working there is sooo funn, it is soo worth all of the hard work.

If you our interest in comming if you are ever in town or near it please by all mean stop by.

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If you have any questions or comments please tell me or go onto our facebook page and tell us.